Today's Muse: This Frog in My Throat

"How can you be so happy?"

"What?"

"Every time I see you, you're always so... upbeat, y'know? You're always joking, and even when you're being mean I can tell you're having a ball."

"Being mean?"

"You know, like sarcastic, or something. No, you suck at sarcasm, but you know what I mean. Mean. But my point is, how can you be so happy all the time? When I'm around."



"To spite you."



I want.

PS: Work is worky. I don't know how to tell you about work; it's work. Y'know, work.