I have decided to be glad about the situation.

Let me explain (or not, you can just skip this, but then again you have made the decision to read something created by a child by coming here, or it could have been by accident and I'll shut up now) :

I cannot find any decent Gorillaz fanfiction. Or, rather, there is simply a lack of fanficition.

Which can be a good thing. No section at FF.net means no easy way for fics to be posted. Fics that usually fall into these catergories:

Murdoc/2D Slash
Russel/Murdoc Slash
Russel/2D Slash
Murdoc/Russel/2D Slash
2D/Mary-Sue
Murdoc/Mary-Sue
Russel/Mary-Sue
Murdoc/2D/Russel/Noodle self-multilation
Sick Noodle Stuff (SNS) such as tragic past (usually equates rape)
2D/suddenly-grown-up-Noodle
Girly-2D
Plain Out Of Character (OOC) behaviour

and the list goes on.

One word: Ew.

And the worst is when these patterns repeat. With every other series or something it always leads to this. Yes, there gems out there, but after sifting through all of the above one usually feels too ill to continue.

So, I will treat the lack of fanficition as a good thing.

I have a random plot in my head involving hearing aids, snakes native to the UK and migraines. Will not be a fanfiction.

Chew.