Today's Muse: MEAT

I was going to spend my pay on those uber-expensive comics and old movie DVDs, and maybe a pair of new shoes to replace my "Hole-in-da-Sole!" babies, but now it seems I must spend it on a shiny Meat-Grinder!

Fuck you, Cats for Dummies. "They thrive on meat-flavoured cereal! Really! Ask our vets!"

Enough is enough. I should have ignored Da's worrying when we talked about what to feed Baby back when he was a kit. Never mind Mother's protests, it's raw, dripping, bloody meat 'n guts from this here on. Yee-haw!



I had the most unusual craving for raw meat the other day during work. By the way.