Abe came while I was in the pool.

Baby Lizzy was visiting, and Kim, being the useless lump he was, refused to strip down to his shorts to take her swimming. (self-conscious, aint he?) So I ended up holding the baby while she trashed about. Had the time of her short life.

Then the package arrived.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!11!!

I couldn't open the damn plastic cover thing, so out came the scissors. Multilated the plastic, but who cares? But when I pulled Abe out from the unyielding plastic I nearly screamed.

HE. HAD. NO. HEAD.

It was still stuck in there, but for a long minute I stared stupidly at headless Abe, wondering what I could do to sue. Ach. Right now he's watching me type this out.

Made my day, really. Hum hummy hum...

Hungry.

I emailed someone just now :

ABE'S HERE!!

And the reply:

"Oooo, when's abey comin?"

I swear, I almost smashed the keyboard.
Dooby doo wap.